BEFORE PAYDAY MEAL LOL (EAT WITH ME) MY HOMELESS LOVER STORYTIME

2017-07-30 · YouTube · Foodie Beauty · 14 min

Chantal does a short 'eat with me' mukbang using leftovers from her fridge and cupboard (cherry tomatoes, macaroni salad, Gardein meatless chicken strips with Kraft Beer Chipotle BBQ sauce, applesauce, ginger, etc.), tastes the food, and tells a drunken one-night story about kissing and sleeping with a homeless man named Todd she met after a bar show. She closes by mentioning budgeting and waiting for payday.

Video guide

  1. 0:06 — Intro and fridge inventory
  2. 0:24 — Deciding what to eat / leftovers
  3. 1:51 — Tasting the food (Gardein nuggets, macaroni salad, BBQ sauce)
  4. 3:25 — Homeless lover storytime (meeting Todd after a bar)
  5. 13:16 — Wrapping up, budgeting and payday remarks

People, places, food, and other named details

  • Person — Todd: Man Chantal met who she describes as homeless; named in the storytime and described physically and by circumstance.
  • Food — Gardein meatless chicken strips: Frozen meatless chicken-style nuggets/strips Chantal eats and comments on (texture, flavor); described as vegan/vegetarian junk food.
  • Food — Kraft Beer Chipotle Barbecue Sauce: BBQ sauce used as a dip/flavoring for the Gardein nuggets; Chantal says she mainly eats the nuggets for the sauce.
  • Food — macaroni salad: Leftover from the fridge/freezer that Chantal tastes and inspects for freshness.
  • Food — cherry tomatoes: Listed as part of her meal.
  • Food — applesauce: Mentioned as a possible supper with ginger.
  • Food — ginger: Mentioned in fridge as something she might eat with applesauce.
  • Food — pasta: Mentions possibly having pasta in the cupboard.
  • Food — fish: Says she found fish in the freezer to make with rice.
  • Food — rice: Mentioned as intended to pair with fish.
  • Food — cauliflower: Says cauliflower may be old and possibly inedible in her fridge.

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