FART CAUSES DIVORCE

2018-11-21 · YouTube · Foodie Beauty · 9 min

Chantal films a get-unready-with-me video while removing makeup and telling TMI fart stories. She recounts hearing a loud fart in her apartment hallway followed by someone shouting, "Kevin, do you want a divorce?" and tells a separate sleepover story about eating a whole jar of French onion dip and farting so much her friend said she would go home. She demonstrates her simple skincare routine (rose/hibiscus toner, Lush Nine-to-Five cleansing lotion, coconut oil) and briefly mentions plans to watch The Walking Dead, enjoying the movie Girl, Interrupted, and her cold-prevention routine using echinacea and ginger juice. Pets/household noises (a baby in the shower, Brenda) are audible in the background.

Video guide

  1. 0:05 — Intro and getting unready
  2. 2:28 — Sharing the hallway fart story
  3. 2:59 — "Kevin, do you want a divorce?" overheard
  4. 3:55 — Sleepover French onion dip fart story
  5. 1:10 — Skincare routine and product notes
  6. 6:25 — Plans for the evening and movie chat
  7. 8:44 — Cold prevention: echinacea and ginger juice
  8. 9:39 — Sign-off and closing remarks

People, places, food, and other named details

  • Person — Chantal: Speaker and creator of the video; narrates personal stories and performs skincare/get-unready routine.
  • Person — BB: Person mentioned as Chantal's partner or companion; referenced as planning to watch Walking Dead together and having a mild cold.
  • Person — Kevin: Person named by someone overheard in the hallway during a fart incident; context implies a domestic partner referenced by a neighbor.
  • Pet — Brenda: Pet or household animal referenced as "standing at attention" in the background.
  • Food — French onion dip: Chantal says she ate a whole jar during a sleepover, which led to excessive farting.
  • Food — onion: Onion (and onion-flavored foods) mentioned as causing gas.
  • Product — Nine-to-Five cleansing lotion: Makeup remover/cleansing lotion Chantal uses that doesn't require rinsing.
  • Organization — Lush: Brand mentioned as the source of the 'Nine-to-Five' product.
  • Product — rose hibiscus coconut water toner: Facial spritz/toner Chantal uses as part of her unready routine.
  • Food — coconut oil: Mentioned as an ingredient she uses in DIY skincare and on her face.
  • Product — echinacea: Supplement Chantal says she takes when cold/flu season starts as a preventative.

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