SMASH OR PASS/FAMOUS YOUTUBER EDITION

2017-02-21 · YouTube · Foodie Beauty · 4 min

Speaker plays a "Smash or Pass" challenge judging several well-known YouTubers purely on appearance. The speaker says whether they'd "smash" (have sex with) or "pass" (not have sex with) each presented YouTuber, briefly explains some choices (age, sexual orientation, attractiveness), and notes this is just for fun and that they have a boyfriend.

Video guide

  1. 0:00 — Introduction to Smash or Pass challenge and scope
  2. 0:36 — PewDiePie — judged 'smash'
  3. 0:59 — Markiplier — judged 'smash'
  4. 1:09 — Leafy — finds funny but passes due to age
  5. 1:58 — Onision — mixed opinions on different versions
  6. 2:22 — TheRadBrad — 'boyfriend material', smash
  7. 2:46 — Jeffree Star — acknowledges orientation, would still 'play around'
  8. 3:25 — Rob Dyke — cute despite facial hair, smash
  9. 4:12 — Closing remarks and reminder about boyfriend / fun nature

People, places, food, and other named details

  • Person — PewDiePie: Mentioned and judged; speaker says PewDiePie is 'very cute' and would smash.
  • Person — Markiplier: Mentioned and judged; described as 'guy next door' and 'buff guy next door' and speaker would smash.
  • Person — Leafy: Mentioned and judged; described as 'infamous' and 'internet bully'; speaker finds him funny but passes because he's very young (around 21).
  • Person — Onision: Mentioned and judged; speaker says one version of Onision they'd smash (good-looking if he doesn't talk) but another version they strongly would not.
  • Person — TheRadBrad: Mentioned and judged; described as 'cute boyfriend material' and speaker would smash.
  • Person — Jeffree Star: Mentioned and judged; speaker notes Jeffree Star is not into women and has a boyfriend but says they'd 'play around' and probably smash, mentioning doing makeup together.
  • Person — Rob Dyke: Mentioned and judged; described as 'teddy bear' with facial hair; speaker usually prefers clean-shaven but finds Rob Dyke very cute and would smash, noting he's intelligent.

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